Capital Complaints - Why We Love to Hate D.C.

Going clamming?

2011-09-28T07:20:00.000-05:00

Okay ladies, I know it's a fad, and it's a trend, but really, what is with all the Wellington boots?

Sure it is raining somewhat this morning, but we are not being flooded. Maybe you're going clamming on the way to work?

Unless you're Soledad O'Brien standing in knee high water in Battery Park because of a gloom and doom hurricane, I think the Wellies are a bit much.

I'm just saying.

- Posted from an iPhone

Week on the West Coast

2011-09-12T17:13:00.000-05:00

Well, it's hard to believe a week on the west coast has come and gone. It was busy but beneficial. Now, I'm heading home.

- Posted from an iPhone

Westbound for a Week

2011-09-06T18:31:00.001-05:00

Well, this week I'm heading out west. Mostly work, but not without at least one splash in the pool - so some play. How does that song go..."we'll be hanging from the edge of the Hollywood sign, tonight...tonight!" Well not quite, but a change of scenery and pace will do any man some good.

It will be good to be on the other coast for a while. Seems like DC is getting more tense and more toxic as we prepare to say goodbye to summer. Maybe it is the ever increasing spin cycle that fills our morning commutes and evening news with talk of debates and tea bags, I mean tea parties. Tea party, what used to conjure up images of little kids playing or an episode of expression in history...now leaves me exhausted. I wonder if my political barometer is sensing a change in the pressure.

Who knows? What I do know is I am not quite ready to talk of primaries and run offs and real clear politics. I'm not sure where the summer went, but I think we could all use a few more weekends at the beach or by the pool.

Maybe a few more late night strolls through the FDR looking out on all that reflects upon us in a tidal basin of fears. There is a King in our midst now. Maybe he will reminds us to let the ripples ride when a leaf of progress falls to the water. If only.

Till next time. Signing off from UAL flight 470, somewhere over the Midwest.

- Posted from an iPhone

Four Days Away, Keeps the Stressors at Bay

2011-08-03T06:41:00.000-05:00

Get smart, get out of town. Politics and pandering were getting to be a little too much last week. So, I left town. I must have had a great escape, because I can't find my keys, or my badge, and my feet feel foreign in these shoes.

- Posted from an iPhone

I don't want to be serenaded on the metro

2011-07-26T19:36:00.001-05:00

Dude with the guitar trying to sing a blues version of Beautiful Nightmare...get off my train!

I'm just trying to get to the baseball game and I dont want to hear this. I've had a long annoying day at work, I need a beer, and I'm not in the mood for a existential take on an already annoying Beyonce tune.

If this is some sort of therapy for you, then go to New York City, where they have performers on the trains.

You are no John Legend or Babyface. Hate to break
It to you. So, don't quit your day job.

LivingSocial Gripe

2011-07-26T06:44:00.001-05:00

The thing I hate about LivingSocial in this area is that everything that comes across my inbox seems to favor Northern Virginia. I live in DC, so why would I save on a deal to then pay more gas to get out to the burbs?! Is it really that hard to restrict settings to show me nothing but the district? Maybe if I can find a deal I can walk to, I'll start buying. Until then it's select and delete.

- Posted from an iPhone

Circulator is not a phone booth on wheels

2011-07-25T16:51:00.001-05:00

Okay, I love the Circulator, but I'm starting to grow increasingly annoyed with the amount of passengers who immediately get on the phone and yap away.

Why is it that on city buses people give dirty looks to those parrots that talk away loudly on their cell phones? Yet here on the Circulator, no one speaks up, they just sigh and look away.

I have told people before, and I'll do it again..."We don't want to hear your conversation." Ugh.

- Posted from an iPhone

Heat - Enough!

2011-07-23T16:56:00.001-05:00

It's hot!

- Posted from an iPhone

Gotta Love DC Capital Bikeshare

2011-07-16T10:36:00.001-05:00

Took a beautiful 5AM bike ride from Crystal City to Dupont this morning. Watching the sunrise over the monuments and Potomac took me back for a few minutes. Reminded me why I love Washington.

I think I'm going to start tweeting my favorite Bikeshare tips and routes. You can follow at twitter.com/liamgk

-Posted from an iPhone

"Clear the road" - Are you kidding me

2011-06-28T10:30:00.000-05:00

This one goes out to all those weekend road race warriors who think that because they put on a neon splattered, logo obnoxious, spandex stretching tube sock of an outfit, they instantly transform into some Lance Armstrong-like pedal pushing persona.

I hate to be the one to let the air out of your tires, but you are not some Peter Parker of the pedaling world. You are a key clicking bureaucrat by day, bread winner by night, and probably a dreamer too. I mean who doesn't dream of racing out of this town every so often?

No, you are not sponsored by GEICO, or the US Postal System, or even State Farm. I mean if you pay as much as you do for a tube sock of an outfit that only accentuates your flaws, you might as well try and pick a slightly cooler brand to practically tattoo on your body.

So to the gentleman in the State Farm spandex who has the audacity to yell "Clear the road" while I was running on the path in Rock Creek, I say this.

Remember that even the fastest of Roman chariots were disabled with a quick spear in the wheel trick. Last I checked your silly road bike still belongs on the road! Hence the name. You are also supposed to obey the laws of the road since DC considers you a vehicle.

So next time you come up behind me and tell me to clear the road I'm going to grab a stick and test out your spokes. Ever wanted to take flying lessons? I can arrange that. Just try me. And when I see you wipe out when your trying to avoid hitting me or the fellow runners on the path, I'm going to laugh and sing very loudly..."like a good neighbor State Farm is there." Where is your fairy godfather insurance agent when you've done a face plant into a tree? How you like dem apples?!

My next blog is going be be entirely dedicated to one of your favorite functional accessories. Those darn clippy shoes. I have come to despise them so they get a standalone entry. Till next time, live strong or whatever that Lance Armstrong band on your wrist says. And no that doesn't make you any more of a biker so lose the trend.

- Posted from an iPhone

"The thing about DC is..."

2011-06-27T07:55:00.001-05:00

These are five words I hate hearing yelled in a crowded bar in DC's wannabe hipster scene. I think there is no faster way to show your ignorance and laziness of all things cultural in the Capital.

Just because you moved here straight out of college and you've barely been here a year, this does not an expert make.

So, to all you little yuppies in the making, spare us your shallow assessments of DC and next time you are talking to that newly minted DC resident, tell them to ask those "Why" questions to someone whose been here at least 5 years.

- Posted from an iPhone

97 Degrees Today!

2011-06-08T06:55:00.001-05:00

Seriously! I may find a way to stay inside all day. I'm even going to skip coffee.

- Posted from an iPhone

Is it too much to ask...

2011-06-05T16:50:00.001-05:00

To get to the movie on time? Seriously DC! What are you too good for previews?

No, that's seat is not taken so just sit down and let us watch the movie! Oh, and while you're at it try deflating your self importance a bit and return to a standard societal norm - getting to the movie on time!

- Posted from an iPhone

98 Degrees on Eve of June

2011-06-01T16:33:00.001-05:00

What is it about Washington that makes the late afternoons so much more unbearable than the midday heat?

The other day I went to a Nats game with friends. Game started at 1:05PM. Don't get me wrong, it was hot sitting in those sun-crisped stadium seats. In fact that Washington patriotic blue color acts like a magnet to heat from the sun rays. I nearly fried my thighs twice when sitting down.

So yeah, I baked for about 7 innings, then got tired of listening to crude Phillies fans. Decided, rather foolishly, to walk home. By the time I reached USDA I caved and grabbed a Bike at the Capital Bikeshare station. What a great edition to the city. I whisked home - a little warm, but for the better.

Still it felt like Hades was breathing on me when I stepped outside again at 5pm.

Welcome simmer, welcome summer.

- Posted from an iPhone

The In & Out of Shake Shack

2011-05-23T13:14:00.001-05:00

So what's DC's latest craze? The Shake Shack of course! Ever since this place opened last week there have been lines down the block.

I'm confused. Has DC never seen a burger place before? I mean we have Five Guys, BGR, Ray's Hellburger, Z Burger and we had Rogue States. So tell me, did you think there was a shortage of Burger options in town?

Of course as DC goes burger crazy, like on the level of cupcakes and frozen yoghurt, I have to wonder why we can't graduate beyond the latest food fads in this town.

Then of course there was the food review which stated Shake Shack was better than Five Guys and In & Out! I tried it and I am not sure it is able to beat In & Out. It definitely trumps Five Guys and Z Burger though.

It was worth the Peanut Butter shake though.

- Posted from an iPhone

Countdown Clock to Shutdown

2011-04-08T13:24:00.001-05:00

This says it all...

- Posted from an iPhone

Don't Chop Down My Cherry (Blossom) Tree!

2011-04-07T11:24:00.000-05:00

The government shutdown showdown looms just over the horizon. Several high school bands are already on their way to DC for the big parade. But all than planning, rehearsing and driving might be wasted. Rumors say that the parade and festival around the Cherry Blossoms could be cancelled if the government shuts down. Poor kids. Poor tourists. I hope this weekend is at least nice weather.

Stay tuned.

Kennedy Center's Virtual Waiting Room?!

2011-03-13T14:00:00.001-05:00

Epic fail on the part of DC's art scene. I just want to take my Goddaughter to go see Wicked in June at the Kennedy Center.

Last time the show sold out in minutes. This time I do all the right things - even set a reminder to go online when they first become available. So much for "by the book!"

This is what I get when I visit the Kennedy Center site:

Virtual Waiting Room! Are you kidding me?! Over 1500 people in line! It really is true - nice guys...rule abiding guys finish last!

This is why DC frustrates me - they try to capture the arts by bringing a little NY or LA to town, but they can't handle it. Even the web servers weren't up to the role. Get the hook DC!

Even the Post is already reporting this fiasco: http://goo.gl/u45ls

Elphaba would be very displeased. I really don't want to have to pay ridiculous prices to see this show. I have a feeling I have no choice. No thanks to the Kennedy Center!

"No one mourns the wicked."

- Posted from an iPhone while watching my computer count down.

Washington is Frustrated

2011-01-27T06:49:00.000-05:00

Washington and federal workers speak out using social media. OPM is wishing they put advertising on their status page. They might be able to makes cents per click and lessen the government debt. :-)

These comments are worth reading.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/26/opm-federal-government-op_1_n_814646.html

P.S. I'm so glad I could walk home.

- Posted from an iPhone

I Don't Run For Trains

2011-01-20T08:43:00.001-05:00

This entry is going to be pretty brief.

It's a simple rule of safety and etiquette - I do not run for trains. There will be another one right behind it. I'm not willing to put my life in danger or be that guy who breaks the door and forces the unloading of a rush hour train! Like I said I'm not willing to put my life in danger.

So now with that - I can't help but laugh at those who do run for them. It is like the best of bureaucratic olympics when they strain their facial expressions and sprint for it. Too funny, way too unsafe. Just leave earlier.

- Posted from an iPhone

Telework-1, Ice Storm-0

2011-01-18T18:05:00.000-05:00

Well, DC's first major weather delay in 2011 has come and gone with an overnight ice storm and a thawing out by this afternoon.

While my commute was a little more challenging, skating to the bus stop, I feel like the Federal workforce response was well executed and appropriate. Yes folks, today is the first day in my history where I truly feel Telework won.

Maybe it was the treacherous ice or maybe that memo from the President is finally being considered, all I know is today was noticeably different. Less commotion in the office, less people in the coffee line, a light evening commute into Clarendon. Could this happen again if we get a second round of snowmageddon in February? After what I saw today - I believe there may be a shift taking place. Are managers trusting their staff to get work done even if they can't see them? I hope so. I know we are a long way from implementing ROWE, but a guy can dream, right?

- Posted from an iPhone

Got FastPass for Starbucks?

2010-11-09T13:09:00.000-05:00

DC Convention Center this morning. Mob scene pre govGreen conference. Shouldn't my gold card get me to the front?

- Posted from an iPhone

Post from the Sky

2010-11-01T11:43:00.000-05:00

Well - I'm on the road again, or in the sky actually. Heading West for a week this time. American Airlines flight to SNA. Looking forward to a few of my favorite things, like In & Out Burger, Carls Jr. and Gelsens Markets, but I am also missing a great fall week in DC.

This past weekend could have been the most beautiful fall weekend we've had in DC in a few years. And all those tourist and activists were in luck this weekend as they welcomed John Stewart and Steve Colbert to America's stage - The National Mall. Did I attend the rally? Well I started to, but decided to go home and watch it. Maybe it was better from where you were sitting (or standing), but I was a little let down.

Still, I was in the mood to be outside, so I took a walk in Rock Creek Park.

From that view to this view in less than 24 hrs:

Sometimes it amazes me how diverse the landscape of this great nation is, especially as I'm flying 39,000 feet over it pondering.

Well, we're getting ready to land. More from the West Coast later.

- Posted from an iPhone

Labor Day

2010-09-06T05:55:00.000-05:00

Not a bad way to start Labor Day...beachside sunrise.

Good morning Rehoboth Beach.

- Posted from an iPhone

Morning Flight to Georgia

2010-08-14T13:41:00.001-05:00

I'm heading south for a few weeks. While today's temperatures are quite nice, where I'm headed it's going to be miserably hot. I'm looking forward to hitting a beach sometime around labor day. Till next time.

- Posted from an iPhone

Suddenly You Are a Bus Rider?

2010-08-11T20:07:00.005-05:00

We all know it is hot in DC. I mean really hot. Today when I was trying to get home, I noticed that every bus stop had at least 20 people waiting for a bus. I don't mean those commuter buses, I mean the city buses that go up Conn. Ave and Mass. Ave.

It just annoyed me that suddenly we had a surge of Bus Riders in DC. How do I know these weren't the usual commuters with me? Because they were all paying with cash and coin on the bus. It was insane. Person after person piled into these mobile air conditioned methods of transport as they tried to get home.

It doesn't help that the metro trains have no AC either. I see people getting ready to pass out as the train approaches the platform and the famous Express or Examiner being used to fan themselves. This is sign number one the metro is suffering big time this summer. The other sign is the masses of people piling on buses - suddenly and surely to get a little AC and try and get a little closer to home before they have to walk in the swamp of soupy humidity.

Can we get a break? Or a few like the amount to equal the broken escalators on this crippled capital metro? Stay cool out there.

An Evening with Paramore

2010-08-01T04:03:00.000-05:00

Last night I went to a place I've never been before. Merriweather Post Pavilion. Located in Columbia, MD, this little pavilion/big lawn proved to be a great venue for taking in a summer concert to close out 2/3s of the summer season. Of course it helped that I was going to see one of my all time favorite bands - paramore. They put on an incredible show that had the pavilion pumped and singing along to every song.

Now, just curious if there were more Baltimore-based fans or DC-based fans at the show. I would be extremely proud of DC if they had that much taste in music.

Thanks Hayley, till next time. You rock.

- Posted from an iPhone

Welcome August & Everything After

2010-07-31T10:47:00.000-05:00

Okay, so after the hottest (deadliest) July we've had in a while I am very happy to ring in August and everything after. Little pop culture reference there for anyone who has great taste in music.

So while the summer seems to have flown by it also seems to have scorched us in the meantime. I'm happy August is here for it means birthdays and long overdue vacations. Where to go to get put if this broken metro town? That's the true question. Beach or mountains? Trains or planes? Decisions, decisions.

- Posted from an iPhone

Erratic Conductors on Metro

2010-07-21T17:49:00.001-05:00

Wow the conductors on the Blue and Red lines are driving rather erratically! This isn't the money train - slow down! We've got precious cargo in our tourists, interns and LAWYERS! Somebody is going to get hurt and someone is going to sue.
Just like I don't run for trains, I don't think our conductors should put us in danger and floor it only to come to a sharp halt in a tunnel, ultimately jostling our brains at every brake.

Metro has a funny way of showing their improvements.
If a wheel falls off or they derail tonight don't blame me. I'm trying to warn you.

- Posted from an iPhone

NextBus App - Don't Leave Home Without It

2010-07-21T07:02:00.001-05:00

Okay DC, it's official. One of my most useful iPhone apps is the NextBus app from WMATA. If you are a public transit junkie like me, and hate to drive in this town, you need this app. Not sure if the Droid or Blackberry has it too, but it's worth it. Give it a try and you will never find yourself stranded or waiting for that bus to come in sight up the hill or over the horizon.

User tip: the bus stop 7 digit codes are not nearly as reliable as the good old cross street search for proximity. Enjoy!

- Posted from an iPhone

DDoT

2010-03-10T06:58:00.001-05:00

So this morning I am heading down to North Capitol St to apply for a moving truck parking permit. The process sounds rather cumbersome and may take some time. So of course like any DC resident, I am trying to get in line before the office even opens.

Why does doing business with the District remind me so much of waiting in line at the Registrar to try and get into University courses. Those of you in school now may not know what I am talking about, but not too long ago trying to get into your desired course in college was like an episode of Survivor. There were alliances made in line or even the night before. There were promises broken - "hold my spot please, I have to pee." There were even wrestling matches on the stairs. I am having flashbacks to my days at JHU when I would wake up at 4:30 AM just to get in line at the registrar.

Just a long way to say I hope the same experience doesn't happen today with d DoT.

- Posted from an iPhone

Will This Winter End?

2010-03-02T05:51:00.000-05:00

Are we really getting another round of wintry weather? I'm not sure we in DC can take it. I should have flown south for the winter.

- Posted from an iPhone while standing at a bus stop.

Let the melting begin...slowly

2010-02-21T17:47:00.001-05:00

This weekend was beautiful. Hard to believe that the temperature got above 50 this weekend. The snow is starting to melt, albeit slowly. The parking is getting better and the right lanes of the road are starting to creep back into existence.

Spring is not too far off.

- Posted from an iPhone

One Word Blog Entry for 2010

2010-02-13T22:09:00.001-05:00

SNOW!

- Posted from an iPhone

Arlandria?!

2010-01-19T19:34:00.001-05:00

Okay - so while out at a great happy hour in PC where you can buy rounds of margaritas and meals for 9 people under 40 bucks I heard a new 'geryuppy term: Arlandria. Apparently this is a part of that over saturated area between Arlington & Alexandria.

Seriously?! When did Virginia - I correct myself - Northern Virginia - become SO hip and overexposed that it felt it earned the right to blend community names? Who do these people think they are? Valley girls from SoCal? I mean it is one step worse than Van Oaks (Sherman Oaks + Van Nuys).

Grow up NoVa!

- Posted from an iPhone

Defrosting in DC

2010-01-07T07:04:00.001-05:00

So whatever caused this chaos this morning - thanks. I was kicked off a bus in Georgetown and had to walk to the metro because everything was blocked off. Now I'm frozen and learning it is very hard to type on the iPhone in the very cold weather. The touch of the screen hurts. Days like today I hate DC.

Back to Work?

2010-01-03T21:00:00.001-05:00

I'm not quite ready to face this town yet. Need a little Jay Z and Rihanna.

- Posted from an iPhone

Real World D.C = Disgrace

2010-01-02T10:41:00.003-05:00

Okay, so I got suckered in and watched the first episode of Real World DC. Man was that bad. I have to say as a D.C. resident, this show was anything but D.C. I have to agree with many of the comments on DCist. The cast never made it more than 2 blocks from the house (did they really choose Buca to eat dinner?!) and the shots of D.C. were anything but accurate.

The house is not that impressive and the cast members are extremely annoying. I am curious to see what their "jobs" are going to be and where else they will hang out. Overall - this looks like it is going to be a very boring show without many REAL D.C. experiences.

Stay tuned.

It's Going to Be a Cold January

2009-12-29T08:09:00.001-05:00

I have a feeling this month is going to be a cold one. These past two days have been in the 30s with wind speeds also in the 30s. That makes for a very cold combo. Especially when standing at the bus stop.

So we got our first big snow storm in December. I'm betting we are going to get our first set of extremely low temps in January. Of course February always surprises me with her bite.

Maybe it time to get those iPhone compatible gloves?

- Posted from an iPhone and typed with very cold fingertips

This Is More Like It

2009-12-28T09:23:00.000-05:00

The first Monday after Christmas and I am heading back into work. Today was more like it. So few people on the road and even less on the metro.

Maybe everyone decided to take this week off since they all worked up until Christmas Eve last week. I hope so, because I could use a down week in DC.

- Posted from an iPhone

What Happened to My Suitcase Town?

2009-12-23T17:50:00.000-05:00

Dec 23rd and it's 5:00pm. Where should you be by now? Probably on a plane homeward bound. But you are not. No, instead all you over achievers decided to work up to the last possible minute. What happened to the old tradition where this town shuts down one week before and one week after Christmas? Don't tell me the snow ruined your plans. Come on people, it was a Monday! Like you get anything done on Mondays.

There is seriously something rotten in the state of Denmark because the bus was jammed yesterday, there was brutal traffic, and today there are crowded metros. Unacceptable!

Is everyone trying to get the maximum amount of hours in or something? I mean last year at this time I practically had the metro to myself.

Tomorrow morning better be back to normal - and I better be able to walk down Wisconsin Avenue without a speck of traffic.

So this year all I want for Christmas is my city deserted and magical - the way it used to be in years past.

Okay I am now off my grinch box - time to wrap presents.

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year from the king Capital Complainer.

- Posted from an iPhone on a very crowded Red Line metro

DC's First Snowfall & My JetBlue Blues

2009-12-05T19:04:00.001-05:00

So I woke up this morning to snow falling outside my window. It was also my first day of vacation. Normally snow would not bother me, but as I looked closer to see bigger flakes, I grew concerned. I grumbled, "How will this impact my travel plans?"

Using my handy dandy iPhone with flight track pro and tripit, I checked flight status. So far so good. I continued to pack and prepared to drive to the airport.

When I got to Dulles I could see there wasn't anything landing or taking off. Not a good start to my vacation. Then I had to wait in the long term lot for a bus.

It only got worse when I entered the security screening area to see they only had two lanes open.

I stared at the disney like line that wrapped around at least four times. People grew anxious, afraid of missing their flights. I made it through security but only after nearly being strip searched.

Words of advice for frequent travelers - don't wear North Face convertible pants/shorts when traveling unless you want to be screened excessively by TSA. The zippers throughout make for a very uncomfortable pat down in a very public venue.

So after I got all my clothes back on I proceeded to the gate only to see this:

Yep there was a temporary ground stoppage at Dulles. Thank God for Five Guys at the terminal.

Well now we are on our way and only a few hours late. Still on the other end of this long trip is some beach, somewhere with my name written in the sand.

Thankfully the staff on JetBlue are pretty awesome and made the trip pretty easy once we were airborne. And just to remind me what a small world it is - one of the flight attendants actually knows some of my friends in South Africa. Isn't travel just crazy? Till next time.

- Posted from an iPhone

Got an iPhone, Now What?

2009-11-18T17:44:00.001-05:00

So I finally joined the "there's an app for that" revolution and now I am wondering what's next? I got the phone, the case, five finger slides of apps, and I not sure where to start.

I would welcome your thoughts on the best DC apps. NextBus - got it. NextTrain - got it. What's the best app for us capital captured set?

Oh and it would be great if you could write to WMATA and ask for AT&T in the tunnels. I am tired of mass mailing from the yellow line bridge crossing.

- Posted from an iPhone

Metro on Mobile

2009-09-28T13:32:00.001-05:00

It has been a while since I blogged a compliment over a complaint, but this one deserves an entry.

Ever since I got my Blackberry my commute is so much easier to manage thanks to NextBus and NextTrain from WMATA's mobile solutions.

Truth be told I am about a month or so away from getting an iPhone and I can't wait to explore the road/commuter warrior apps on that. For now, the BB mobile browser works well enough for me to get my GPS enabled bus arrival information.

Like just now I wanted the H4 crosstown but realized the 31 to Foggy Bottom metro was arriving. Thanks to the feature that shows you other relevant routes near you location you have options through information and data on your smartphone.

In fact, I am blogging this from the bus now. Gotta love connectivity.
Sent on the Sprint® Now Network from my BlackBerry®

Metro and Metrobus feeling the Pain in Public Affairs

2009-08-14T15:50:00.004-05:00

Not a good summer for Metro and Metrobus Public Affairs - take a look at these sites and news items.

http://unsuckdcmetro.blogspot.com/

http://dcist.com/2009/08/two_metrobus_operators_fired_a_thir.php

I also heard a rumor that DC DMV closed down the Brentwood Branch - this calls for a big long blog post in memorial to the worst DMV location on earth. Does anyone remember that parking lot where they did the driving test? Worst location ever.

TOO BAD, SO SAD!!! But oh the memories.

Buckle Up on the Bus?

2009-04-07T07:44:00.004-05:00

I just heard the following automated announcement on the bus I am riding: "Buckle up. The belt around you can save your life." Huh? The belt around me? Like a fool who hasn't had their coffee yet, of course I go looking to find the seat belt on the bus. Wait, buses don't have seat belts. Never have - right?

Is this a sign of things to come? Now, we will be strapping ourselves in on our local bus. Or is this just another reminder to buckle up when we are in our cars?

Giving Directions to a Hilarious DC Bus Driver

2009-03-30T14:35:00.005-05:00

This morning I got to start my day laughing. I got on the bus and the driver was all excited to see a passenger. She was new on the route and was driving around all morning with no passengers and she wasn't sure she was going the right way. She said she would turn down a road and people would be waving her off like she was going down a one way street or something. She assured me no one chased her bus though. I guess that is always a good sign! I assured her she was on the right road for her route. She was relieved to say the least.

A few streets down she had to ask me which way to turn and where to stop. I was laughing so hard, because she was all nervous and flushed, trying to find her cheat sheet. She told me that she paid attention during her training on this route, but she must have forgotten it all. I told her not to worry, I would direct her to where the route ends.

She said that this route may be cut back due to funding, and she understands why now. Probably because I was her only passenger all morning, and that is not much justification for running a circular route during rush hour.

I told her I would prefer to stay on the bus all day and ride around with her, because she was cracking me up. I have a lot of respect for DC bus drivers. I also hope they don't cut the route. I look forward to riding that bus again. What a great way to start a Monday.

Blogging and Texting from the Streets of DC?

2009-03-29T21:13:00.005-05:00

Just when I thought I had read it all, the WashingtonPost ran an article this past week that captures how technology is driving the lives of people. Apparently, even the District's homeless rely on cell phones, e-mail addresses and blogs to stay in touch. Who knew?!

Did You Just Cut the Line Mr. US Marshal?

2009-03-20T07:11:00.004-05:00

I am all for supporting law enforcement officers, but I am getting tired of seeing our friendly U.S. Marshals cutting the line at Dunkin Donuts, getting free coffee, chatting it up with the staff and delaying the morning routine of all of the other patient patrons. Yeah, so you carry a gun and a badge, big deal. What makes you so special that you can just cut the line? I know there is some unwritten rule about coffee and donuts for police officers and law enforcement, but seriously, you are not helping disprove the stereotype or boost the reputation your fellow Marshals have around here. First the Starbucks on 7th and E and your illegally parked vehicles, then the Au Bon Pain, now the Dunkin Donuts? Is there any caffeine-powered establishment around here where I don't have to endure their arrogance and just get my cup of coffee?

City's Technology Office Goes Rogue

2009-03-13T12:27:00.005-05:00

This one I do not understand. "Ghost" workers, kickbacks, bribes, escape plans to Turkey...all around the office of Technology for the District of Columbia? When did IT jobs go rogue?

What timing...on the heels of the announcement of our old CTO becoming our new Federal CIO. Now, before he could even get any traction, his lackeys in his old office have caused him to take a "leave of absence." What does that mean exactly? I am just curious - why in his new role does he have to take a leave of absence to deal with the outcomes of the investigation from his old role?

This is what it reads in the Post about Yusaf Acar, who is at the center of the investigation:

Acar is a flight risk because agents seized $70,000 in cash in his house and because in recorded conversations, he boasted that he could easily flee to his native Turkey. Acar also told the informant that he could use computers to create fake D.C. birth certificates, Hibarger said.

Fascinating how an Army engineer that was hired ended up being the informant that led to catching this guy:

During a December conversation, Sekela wrote, Acar and the informant discussed what could happen if they were caught. "No, nothing," Acar told the informant, according to a transcript of the call. "I will jump on the next plane, go to Turkey and disappear."

Great, so now we have this guy who was managing the installation of hardware and software for the District of Columbia and he had plans to take the money and disappear in Turkey. This cannot look to good for the city and its background checks on people. Check out Mayor Fenty's response - not exactly reassuring.

Silver Lining it to Dulles?

2009-03-10T19:03:00.005-05:00

U.S. transportation officials sealed their commitment to a long-planned extension of Metro to Dulles International Airport at a ceremony today in which Transportation Secretary Ray LaHood signed a formal agreement to provide $900 million in funding considered crucial to the project's success.

Wow, I can't believe this is really going to happen. I just had a series of Facebook status updates cheering at the news. Being a DC resident, I am not sure if this is good or bad. I mean I know it is ultimately good, but will it bring the congestion relief it is promising? And are they really planning four stations around Tysons Corner? There goes that mall.

Are we really calling it the Silver Line? I can see all sorts of jokes coming out of this one.

Snowing Sideways and Liberal Leaves

2009-03-02T08:01:00.003-05:00

Okay, so we finally have our first big snow day for the year. Strange that it is on March 2nd, but we will take what we can get.

Yesterday afternoon, as I was curled up on the couch watching Gods and Generals, I was hoping that I would look out the window to see the snow start around 2PM, as promised by the weathermen. Nope. 2:00, 3:00...6:00 PM - nothing but sprinkles. I was worse than a kid waiting for my school to close.

So, I decided to get my mind off it and went to the gym. I guess my run around the track could be considered the snow dance. I even thought of finding an old Christmas tune - Let It Snow. Silly, I know. By the time I left the gym, we had flakes. Not big flakes, but flakes all the same. So, I made some dinner, curled up with my new Kindle 2.0 and eventually dozed off. I woke up around 4:30 AM hoping to find the city blanketed with snow. No such luck. DC got about 4 inches. I huffed and puffed and got dressed to head into work. Of course I checked my OPM alerts first:

Federal agencies in the Washington, DC, area are OPEN under a DELAYED ARRIVAL/UNSCHEDULED LEAVE policy. Employees should plan to arrive for work no more than 2 hours later than they would normally arrive, and employees who cannot report for work may take unscheduled leave.

Yep, that means business as usual. As I walked to the metro, I wondered how WMATA was going to handle the snow. Sure enough, trains on time. Job well done Metro. Glad to know you have so much enthusiasm for the storm: "As the region welcomes its first major winter storm of the new year, Metro is prepared and ready to go."

Of course when I emerged from underground in Arlington, the view was a lot different. They had several inches here and the winds were whipping. I hardly saw any cars and there was very little sign of life at 6:20 in the morning.

So, now as I stare out this window, it is only getting worse. 395 has about 6 cars on it. The roads are not getting plowed. What is the point when this snow won't stop till after 12 noon? And yes, it is snowing sideways. Reconsidering that liberal leave?

Maybe it is time for OPM to update its recommendation for 2-hour delay and Liberal Leave to "CLOSED." After all, I could use the day off.

Can You Hear Me Now ? Riding on the Metro

2009-02-28T10:10:00.004-05:00

Yesterday, WMATA released a press statement indicating that riders will be able to use any cell phone, wifi-enabled or web-enabled phone while riding the rails, no matter the provider. As happy as I am that my Verizon Aircard will work better when I am commuting to work, I am not pleased that I will have to listen to more than just Verizon customers run their mouths on the metro.

As metro is excited about this, they say this means "fewer dropped calls underground." Don't they realize that dropped calls underground can sometimes be a nice break for those of us who don't want to listen to everyone's conversations? Can you hear me now? Not so good.

A New Background

2009-02-26T07:32:00.004-05:00

What if my blog came crumbling down - how would it look? I did a word cloud on wordle.net and this is what came up. I might have to use it as a new background. Off to work.

DC Voting Rights Drama Continues

2009-02-25T19:41:00.006-05:00

I wish I had more time to tune into C-SPAN today, because apparently it was pretty lively with the DC Voting Rights Act. If you are a DC-resident, you should tune in to the great coverage on DCist. I was laughing pretty hard. It reminded me of those live bloggers who stream tweets from Macworld. There is an idea...staffer should tweet what their bosses are saying and how they are voting.

Anyway, back to the drama.

Did you know there was a vote on lifting the Federal Income Tax for DC resident while all this is sorted out? Check out the blow by blow on DCist - my favorite recap occurs at 6:11 pm:

6:11 p.m. Amendment to exempt D.C. residents from federal income tax fails, 7-91. Frankly, that's closer than we thought it would be.

Job well done. I will have to tune in tomorrow, because everyone threw in the towel at 7:28 PM. Glad to know they are not working too late tonight. They need to be at their best when they resume tomorrow at 9:30. Have a cold one tonight on DC, while you think about the vote. Sounds like it will pass NLT Friday.

Classic DC Photo from DCist

2009-02-24T09:07:00.001-05:00

This is a great photo on DCist this morning. I think it captures classic DC - the location, the pasttime, the grayscale exposure. Job well done to the photographer.

New Fleet of Buses for DC?

2009-02-24T09:02:00.002-05:00

Almost forgot, on my way into work this morning, I took a brand new swanky Metrobus. It even comes with sensors that yell at people standing near the rear door. Yep, yours truly got yelled at by an automatic sensor. And of course I had my iPod on, so I didn't hear it. I only noticed when people around me were beckoning me to move away from the rear door. Sorry fellow commuters. So much for my safe haven spot on my commute. No more first off the bus :(

Walking Backwards in Winter

2009-02-24T08:49:00.002-05:00

Okay, this is going to be an easy one to write. Anyone else tired of this winter weather and having to walk backwards to shield your face from these ridiculous winds? Whether you are waiting for the bus like me, or walking your dog like your neighbor, these winter winds seems to cut right through you.

Is it just me or does it seem the closer we creep to Spring the more we are reminded of that silly mammal that lives in Pennsylvania with his shadow. Here we are in the last week of February and I wish we could just skip March and go straight to April. That would make Lent a lot easier.

Perhaps it is because I have not entirely thawed out from the Inaugural Parade - all 8 hours of standing outside in that cold. If you are asking, my answer is "Yes, it was worth it." And to quote a dear friend of mine. "The only way I will do it again is if I am in the limo." She has a point, but I still can't believe what a day that was. It was one of DC's proudest moments on this blog. They did such a good job handling the event. Of course, I saw the overtime cost to the city and the federal government the other day. Those numbers are are worthy of their own blog entry. I will get to work on that soon. Back to work.

1,544,721 Trips on Metro for Inauguration

2009-02-02T15:44:00.005-05:00

Normally, when it comes to WMATA, I would be logging a complaint, but on this one I have to give a kudos. I heard nothing but positive feedback from the many visitors in town on how well Metro handled the crowds during the inauguration. Today, I read that they handled 1,544,721 passengers - the most in their history. Job well done Metro. DC did an amazing job moving people in and out of the city. I also want to thank the 10,000 or so additional police officers, state troopers, and national guard who came into town to assist with this monumental task. We hope you enjoyed the buzz of the city. Come back soon! Our economy needs the consumer spending.

And the debate continues on ridership increasing versus service decreasing over at the WashingtonPost. Tune in for some interesting discussion.

National Airport's Food Options and Laptop Bar

2008-12-07T11:14:00.001-05:00

I flew out of DCA this weekend. I guess most of my travels have taken me through Dulles, but I was pretty pleased and surprised to see the latest food options at DCA. Gordon Biersch, Five Guys, Ranch 1, etc. It made my wait time for my flight not so bad. I was also pleased to see the plug in laptop bars for easy access to check your e-mail and catch up on work. This is what airports across the nation need to implement. The Power Tower concept is so not useful. It is basically just an extension chord turned on its head. Way to go DCA!

Washington 2.0: Citizenship 2.0?

2008-11-25T17:50:00.001-05:00

"Over the last two years, the Obama campaign built another "Wikipedia" of citizenship."

This quote is from today's WashingtonPost feature by Danielle Allen.

There is a lot of discussion these days about how the Founding Fathers would feel about the way the country is being run. One thing is for sure...they would probably fit in better with the Obama camp. As Danielle writes: "But the Internet has eradicated barriers of geography, enabling much more effective factional organization than the Founders could have imagined." Did they imagine citizenship would reach this level of participation? Call it Wikipolitics, call it crowd sourcing, sharing, e-shouting, call if whatever you like. One thing is becoming clear, it is not just a passing phase with politicos.

Just the other day I got a note on the progress of the Grassroots Inaugural Ball that is being thrown in DC the night before the inauguration. I have to say I was impressed. It is no small task to raise at least $75K to rent out the Ronald Reagan Building Ballroom, throw a huge party and then head to camp out on the mall at the crack of dawn. These people are dedicated, and I applaud them. The only way we are going to keep this progress going is to stay involved and demand good governance.

As Danielle states, "Now, however, we are at a turning point. We've finally reached something of a left-right equilibrium in the dramatic restructuring of the public sphere that has been underway for the past decade. Against this background, on Nov. 4 the Obama campaign sent an e-mail to supporters from the president-elect signaling aspirations to convert the campaign's success with social networking technologies into a tool not merely for winning but for good governance."

Good governance comes with transparency, lessening the digital divide and rewarding involvement by the everyday citizen. Grassroots is a word that has been revived in our vocabularly. Let's keep it alive and well.

The Language of a Bill

2008-11-21T23:59:00.005-05:00

Taken from the Auto Bailout Amendment to the Economic Emergency Stabilization Act.

This is going to be a short post. Can anyone tell me the definition of "timely and aggressive production?" Not to mention the letter that Congress wrote to the CEOs of the three auto companies making them "promise." Promises? Really? Where is the accountability in that? What is the fallout of breaking a promise? Last I checked it wasn't something that people, not to mention CEOs took very seriously. For all we know these three CEOs break promises everyday. Although we didn't hear it in yesterday's testimony, perhaps they promised someone they would give up a jet or two. Whoever is working as their public image consultant is probably out of job by now. Maybe they can jump on board this big bailout package too? I bet we would know the definition of timely and aggressive if it called for the compensation check disbursement of these CEOs pay. We demand more specifics. I want to know just how long it will take and how quickly we will see the energy efficient cars. I doubt we will get the answer anytime before these guys see their money.

They're Leaving on a Jet Plane

2008-11-20T22:08:00.004-05:00

To the 3 auto execs who descended upon the Capital with hat in hand...spare me with your lame testimonials...

1. Chrysler is not the quintessential American company - stop trying to tug on the patriotic purse strings of the Capitol.

2. Your are winning car and truck of the year regularly - you are also subsidizing schemes where you encourage Americans to buy SUVs and pay for their overpriced gas. Oh, and the "backseat did not just become the best seat"...it became the home for the homeless who lost to foreclosure.

3. You are NOT equal to or better than Toyota and Honda - that is just false. Mr. Ford would be ashamed of the lies.

So, let me get this right, you three CEOs flew your own private jets to Washington to not only beg for our tax money but also test out your commercials on our Congress? I guess it seemed to work, because you took a few members down a bunny path where they felt it was important to tell the American people what car or van they drove. As Dana Milbank pointed out, it was like Car Talk came to Congress, only without the humor and Boston accents.

Oh, and by the way, if you want to see a CEO squirm, ask if he or she is willing to work for $1 a year and fly commercial for the rest of their tenure at the table.

This testimony was a slap in the face of hard-working Americans...on the plant or at a desk. So, fly back home, have your turkey next week and think long and hard about about your private jets when you are asked what you are thankful for this year. Then, after you have your pumpkin pie, read this bill, again. Got change?

Washington 2.0 - Should Obama Follow Fenty?

2008-11-20T20:37:00.001-05:00

...and keep the Blackberry? According to the NYTimes, he may not have a choice due to national security requirements for the Oval Office. According to Jonathan Alter at Newsweek, President-Elect Obama must stay engaged and wired to a variety of opinions via a smartphone or laptop in his new office. According to the popular argument, no President should have an e-mail account, because it can be hacked. Wait a minute, won't the new Technology Czar/CTO take care of that network security concern? That could be a first pass for CTO candidates - provide a plan whereby President-Elect Obama could keep an e-mail account while in the Oval Office. I guess it is a minor win that he will have a desktop computer in his new office on Pennsylvania Avenue. Any bets on whether or not it is a Mac?

Washington 2.0: CTO or Tech Czar?

2008-11-20T17:53:00.004-05:00

There seems to be a lot of buzz about the new position for the federal government - the Chief Technology Officer (CTO). The WashingtonPost wrote recently that the CTO would use technology to make the government work better. Having experienced several technology implementations in the public sector, I anticipate this will be somewhat of a challenge for the new CTO.

A top priority should be mitigating the redundancies in the government and expediting the processes that typically take forever - job applications, security clearances, contract awards, etc. Every time I see the Adobe LiveCycle ads on the metro, I can't help but think of how automated work flow and ad hoc routing of common citizen forms would reduce paper and increase turnaround times. There are a lot of ideas being floated out there on what the CTO should pay attention to first. Check out ObamaCTO.org to join in on the buzz.

The Wall Street Journal takes a guess at who is in the running for the Technology Czar job.

I think it would be a mistake to limit the search to those that founded or work in information technology firms. As many comments have stated, other educators, professors, scientists, ambassadors could be great picks as well. The last thing you want is someone at the wheel who suffers from technology somnambulism.

Till next time.

Good Morning Washington

2008-11-20T04:40:00.005-05:00

Yesterday, I posted an idea for the transition team on Environment & Energy Policy. Why not submit your own?

Washington 2.0 : Worth a Read

2008-11-18T23:49:00.004-05:00

NYTimes: Go East, Young Techie
"...hopes the migration will change so that instead of building Facebook applications, engineers “will go to D.C. and try to make a difference.”

Grow Your Wiki: Is Washington, D.C. the Next Major Technology Mecca?

Do you think so? Let us know your thoughts.

Washington 2.0: Point/Counterpoint

2008-11-18T22:31:00.003-05:00

Following my last blog entry, I was sent this article from Slate.com that provides a counterpoint to some of my thoughts on technology, transition and transparency in the new political arena. While I may not agree with the author's views and understanding of tools for transparency, I welcome the discussion. In fact, I welcome your discussions. Where do you stand on the issue of transparency and video versus radio addresses? Before signing off, I will just leave you with another applause-worthy effort at transparency - a series titled "Inside the Transition" brings us to the table where these discussion are taking place. So, Mr. Dickerson, I am not sure what you consider "actual information," as you call out in your article, but I encourage you to watch and listen:

Washington 2.0: From Franklin's Fireside to Barack's YouTube

2008-11-16T13:47:00.008-05:00

It has been a busy week of developments in Washington 2.0. As more discussions on the Transparent Presidency emerge on the blogosphere and in the mainstream media, a lot of attention is being paid to how President-Elect Obama will bring about the New New Deal. One way he has already trailblazed is by delivering his weekly address to the nation via his YouTube Channel. And this is before he has even taken the oath of office. Yes, we only have one President at a time, but that does not mean we cannot hear the evolving thoughts and plans of the soon to be Commander in Chief. This reassures citizens that the President-Elect has his eye on the ball day-to-day and week-to-week.

Sure, the idea of sitting down at the end of the day to cozy up to your laptop, warmed by the glow of an LED screen, to listen to the voice of your Commander in Chief may seem a bit of a stretch. But what the Golden Age of Radio did for FDR, the Web 2.0 age of the Internet can do for Obama. What is even more powerful about this model of citizen communication, is that we have the ability to listen on demand. So your office network blocks YouTube, simply download the podcast via iTunes and watch it on your way into work on the metro the next morning. Or better yet, log on to Change.gov to watch the address or read the transcript. And of course, you could always hear it on the radio, for all those talk-radio traditionalists, like me. Till next time. I am off to watch the address again.

Washington 2.0: Commander in Connectedness?

2008-11-13T19:30:00.015-05:00

The discussion around President-Elect Obama's online army of followers/volunteers, now called the information infantry, continues over at DailyBeast. After reading the debate on the big fat story feature, I wonder if people be deployable within hours of receiving an e-call to action from the the 44th President of the United States. I am willing to bet those who have a desire to stay involved and "make a difference" will jump to the occasion. There are new concerns that the President-Elect may choose to hand over the list of 3 plus million names to the DNC or similar political action groups. Will this be viewed as disloyal? I have faith that we are not viewed as a list or a hand off. I for one want to continue hearing the language of a "transparent and connected White House," one that recognizes and uses the power of social networks and collaborative technologies to solve problems. There are several sites popping up that are calling for a change to how we understand, oversee and interact with Congress, like Open Congress and Change Congress. For thoughts on this issue, take a look at the open letter to the President-Elect from the Sunshine Foundation. What are your thoughts on the issue of connectedness to the soon-to-be Commander in Chief?

UPDATE: Read this NYTimes Article that talks about a wirleless (and I don't mean in a good way) White House. Would they seriously prevent the President-Elect from having a blackberry or even a laptop in the Oval Office? I don't see him agreeing to that. If technology got him where he is today, there is no way he is going to go back to Politics 1.0 - right?

Oh, and one last question: Are you still connected? Stay tuned for more updates on how we continue to use my.barackobama.com to pay it forward, even after the election.

Washington 2.0 Series - Can We Revolutionize Governance?

2008-11-12T13:45:00.017-05:00

I have been feverishly following the discussions coming out of Washington surrounding President-Elect Obama's desire to use technology to benefit the citizen under his new administration.

We hear talk about making government more transparent and more connected. How will this work exactly? Will it give us a Web 2.0 bulletin board of sorts to convey our thoughts and concerns on governance issues?

The President-Elect stated that he will put government data online and make it available in universal formats. Does that mean .pdf files or open source software?

Will citizens now be invited to the virtual table to discuss dollars spent and programs pending?

One of the concerns surrounding to this idea is accessibility and availability of broadband throughout the nation. With recent discussions and developments around freeing up the spectrum previously occupied by analog TV signals, I wonder if we will see more smart phones introduced as tools to stay in touch. We in Washington benefit from the Dulles Corridor effect not to mention the power of the blackberry on the Hill. Are the days of a staffer sending canned responses in letter form to constituents long gone? Are you required to have a .com to hear back from a .gov? What will this mean for the .org who wants to get their issue in front of a Representative? Will government representatives work to develop iPhone apps tailored to deliver updates directly to their constituents?

We were all amazed at the grassroots movement brought about through the simplicity of Web 2.0 technology, but what does this mean for all those with profiles on my.barackobama.com? Will the White House utilize Change.gov to capture the passion and participation of these netizens? What will become of all the Facebook groups and pages?

I personally think that any social network or communication channel where people can continue the discussion and stay involved is a good thing. Education on issues was my biggest battle cry during this election. I am proud of the participation levels in this city and other states, but I think we could still work on getting people educated on what they are voting on. How many people actually read the propositions in California and all that was behind them? It scares me to think that people went into the ballot box with limited knowledge of local candidates and amendments, propositions and stances. My goal in using Facebook's share feature was to educate my friends and family on issues during this election. Was it persuasive? I may never know. It did however, always keep people involved in the discussion.

The question remains how the President-Elect and his team will harness the energy of millions who utilized the social networks to stay engaged. As Howard Dean stated, "He changed all the rules." What do you do with 10 million names and contacts collected during the campaign? Do these people become your ground troops to propagate your message as you move through your first term? These communication vehicles through Change.gov, MyBo and Facebook can circumvent the media and skip the spin.

This may deflate the No-Spin Zone appeal of cable news personalities who make their living on delivering information in their own way. Sorry Keith Olbermann and Bill O'Reilly, but would that be such a bad thing? When the digital generation receives updates or messages from candidates, they can quickly Google, Wikipedia and Facebook the issues to find out all sides of the story. Then, they will make an educated and informed decision and post their decision on their Facebook status. Viral knowledge sharing is a good thing for governance issues.

So, can we revolutionize governance via Web 2.0? Can we continue to create virtual movements whereby we self-organize from the comfort of our own keyboard? Can our Facebook status messages be used as a collective outcry against policy? Does crowd sourcing and knowledge sharing play a role in the new government? As Ms. Palin would say..."You betcha." I would challenge the government to look to models put forth by companies like IBM, who holds annual "jams" where hundreds of thousands of employees and clients share ideas and thoughts around themes of innovation to solve world problems and close the change gap.

Maybe the President-Elect will work to institute something similar whereby technology allows us all to be actively involved in a government that is once again of the people, by the people and for the people...thank you President Lincoln for those wonderful words. If you could only see us now. YES WE CAN!

A Timely Quote at the End of a Novel...

2008-11-11T12:06:00.001-05:00

Today, I finished reading Gregory Maguire's Son of a Witch - part two of the Wicked Trilogy. The novel ends with a great quote by Thomas Jefferson. I found it timely considering this past week' historic events.

"A little patience, and we shall see the reign of witches pass over, their spells dissolve, and the people, recovering their true spirit, restore their government to its true principles." - Thomas Jefferson, 1798.

I think Thomas would be proud. YES WE CAN.

Welcoming Washington 2.0

2008-11-09T23:20:00.006-05:00

"Leadership, tone, and vision...that all starts at the top."

-Valerie Jarrett, Co-Chair, Obama Transition Team

This week has been incredibly busy for Washington. While pundits and media moguls scramble to predict the next line of leadership to waltz into Washington this January, I am anxiously awaiting an overdue upgrade. As the nation came together declaring change in the way we run this country and demonstrating hope is more than a movement, we ushered in what I call Washington 2.0.

Stay tuned to this blog where I will report on the upgrade that is coming to this town. YES WE CAN!

Are We in for a Shakeup?

2008-11-06T10:32:00.003-05:00

According to the WashingtonPost today, "the federal government may be headed for a major shakeup, including the reassignment of many middle-managers, a sharp reduction in the number of outside contracts, and new performance standards for workers."

As cited in Barack Obama's plans for Washington, a lot of change is heading our way. A lot of it is for the better. I encourage others to read among the pages of the Blueprint for Change:

Obama and Biden will create a centralized Internet database of lobbying reports, ethics records, and campaign finance filings in a searchable, sortable and downloadable format.
Obama will use the power of the presidency to fight for an independent watchdog agency to oversee the investigation of congressional ethics violations so that the public can be assured that ethics complaints will be investigated.
Sunlight before Signing: Too often bills are rushed through Congress and to the president before the public has the opportunity to review them. As president, Obama will not sign any non-emergency bill without giving
the American public an opportunity to review and comment on the White House website for five days.
Obama’s Transparency and Integrity in Earmarks Act will shed light on all earmarks by disclosing the name of the legislator who asked for each earmark, along with a written justification, 72 hours before they can be approved by the full Senate.
No political appointees in an Obama-Biden administration will be permitted to work on regulations or contracts directly and substantially related to their prior employer for two years. And no political appointee will be able to lobby the executive branch after leaving government service during the remainder of the administration.
In an Obama-Biden administration,every official will have to rise to the standard of proven excellence in the agency’s mission.
Implement Consequences for Success and Failure: Obama will create tools to improve agency performance like sending in performance teams to reform programs; replacing existing management; demanding improvement action plans; and cutting program budgets or eliminating programs entirely.
Move Workers from Bloated Bureaucracies to the Frontlines: Obama will thin the ranks of Washington middle managers, freeing up resources both for deficit reduction and for increasing the number of frontline workers.
Google for Government- Americans have the right to know how their tax dollars are spent, but that information has been hidden from public view for too long. That’s why Barack Obama and Senator Tom Coburn (R-OK) passed a law to create a Google-like search engine to allow regular people to track federal grants, contracts, earmarks, and loans online. The Chicago Sun-Times wrote, “It would enable the public to see where federal money goes and how it is spent. It’s a brilliant idea.”

What are your thoughts on how this will change Washington? Will it dramatically cut jobs or create new ones? Will government contractors be worried for job security? Will a new generation of innovation be brought to the Capital City? Post your comments and thoughts here. Hopefully, we can start on ongoing discussion.

Where Were You When...

2008-11-05T07:14:00.004-05:00

I would love to hear from you DC - where were you when you heard the news? Were you one of the hundreds dancing outside the White House? Were you at a party on Capitol Hill? Were you working late in your K Street office? As I heard the cheers and car horns go down Wisconsin Avenue, I couldn't help but wonder - will this be one of those defining moments when we ask each other, "Where were you when you heard Obama won the presidency?" Today is a new day. YES WE CAN!

A Compliment for the Capital City

2008-11-04T20:20:00.003-05:00

Today was a historic day in the District. I began my day around 6:00 AM heading out to the polls to cast my vote for Barack Obama and Joe Biden. I was so excited to see a line around the block when I got to the Murch School. I was in line at 6:30 and waited anxiously as they opened the polls at 7:00 AM. I met a single mom in line who moved here from New York City. I enjoyed talking with her about the feeling we both shared - this was a memorable moment in our lives and in our city.

As people rounded the corner to see the long lines they cheered. They never sighed. I heard exclamations of "Wow, this is incredible! How cool is this?" I also saw tons of buttons and stickers for Barack Obama. I snapped a few pictures which I will include in this post at a later date.

As I left the polling station, I stopped and looked back and had to smile. My city, my capital city made me proud this morning - job well done DC! Thank you for turning out in masses and making me wait in line. On any other day this would be a capital complaint, but today - you get a compliment. Bravo!

Dulles Determines Travel-Ready Adults

2008-10-12T07:44:00.003-05:00

I am sitting in the United Terminal about to board a plane bound for LAX. Just experienced the Dulles Diamond Checkpoint. Has anyone else heard of this? It is a new service provided to select passengers to expedite the screening process for travel-ready adults. While in line, I heard several people mention they had registered for it. Funny, I had never heard of it. Bottom line, it saved about 20 mins of security lines on a Sunday morning. I am a big fan.

To Change Washington, Move Out?

2008-10-12T07:21:00.003-05:00

Not sure where the time has gone these past few months. Oh wait, it has been consumed by economic crisis, debates and election coverage. Living in Washington, I get a lot of friends asking me "What is the problem with Washington? How is this economic rescue plan really going to work? Are these politicians serious?" I assure them, I have no insider information and I am reading the same articles and editorials as the rest of America.

One editorial that stuck out to me was a NYTimes Opinion piece that appeared on September 9th. Simply titled, To Change Washington, Move Out, this piece made some interesting recommendations for "real change" in Washington. The main idea - decentralize the executive branch government. The article discusses how top heavy Washington is, possibly plagued by its own bureaucracy. It also attacks the cost of living for us Washingtonians. Does it really chase away talent from our town?

Don't get me wrong, I do think that the cost of living in the district is pretty high, but I don't know of talented people who when offered the job they want, stop and say, "I just don't think this is going to work out - the cost of living is too high here." Let's be honest, they will happily take the job and move out to the Virginia suburbs to save a buck or two.

The author makes another interesting suggestion - move the IRS to New Orleans and DEA to Michigan. He also offers up Homeland Security and the Department of Veterans Affairs. I wonder if the government would be willing to take on this telecommuting challenge. These agencies might have to finally consider upgrading their information technology, networks and bandwidth capabilities. This move would be a great start in the Government 2.0 movement.

More transparency, less bureaucracy and of course job creation in areas that need it. It would be great if the government entered into a partnership with Cisco or IBM to properly wire towns to host government agencies. Since most work is done now on computers, e-mail and the Web, would it really take that much change? Training could be virtual, performance review meetings can be hosted through telepresence suites, and reporting can be pushed via web portals. Doesn't sound like a bad idea to me. Let's see if the next administration takes a bite of the idea. Does anyone else like this idea?

RideTheCity - DC's Biking Score?

2008-08-28T06:14:00.003-05:00

For all those bikers in DC, I ask you this one question - Now that the city gave you all bike lanes on most major streets, why are you still biking on the sidewalks? These days I see more runners in the road and more bikers on the sidewalk. Last I checked, a bike was supposed to follow the same traffic laws as vehicles. This is clearly not the case here in Washington as people are biking on the sidewalks and feel that they can run red lights at intersections just because they on a bike. I wonder if the police are going to start ticketing people that use those DCBikeShares. I have yet to see a police officer pull anyone over for reckless biking in this city. Do you know anyone who has been ticketed on a bike in this town?

What's Your WalkScore?

2008-08-25T19:41:00.008-05:00

As an avid walker in this capital city, I am constantly assessing the walkability of different neighborhoods in Washington. In fact, walkability will be a major consideration whenever I decide to buy real estate. So, when I stumbled upon this website called Walk Score, I was thrilled. I immediately plugged in my address in Subarubia and awaited the results. I was a little shocked to see a score of a B - (83 out of 100).

I quickly chose another neighborhood where I hang out - Laptopia - and entered an address. Of course, that one came up with a higher score of an A + (97 out of 100). What shocked me was when I entered an address in Los Angeles, that came up with a higher walk score than where I lived. I concluded, the database must be flawed. How can LA have a high walk score than DC?

Okay, I am off to take a walk before calling it a night.

Screen on the Green (What a Scene!)

2008-08-12T17:22:00.016-05:00

So, this is the second time I have been to one of DC's signature summer events - Screen on the Green. I think the first time I went, I attempted to watch the screening of Casablanca, which I had never seen.

This year, I went and the showing was the Oscar winning film The Apartment, another movie I had never seen. Heavily advertised and promoted to tourists while appearing as an annual editors pick in the WashingtonPost, Screen on the Green draws large crowds year after year.

One of my favorite capital-centric blogs, DCist, describes it as "good programming is nice, but it's sort of secondary to the whole experience anyway, lazing away a summer evening on the Mall under the stars with a picnic, a blanket, and an old movie flickering away on a screen with the Capitol dome looming in the distance. The feeling of community bears the distinctive stamp of a sort of Capra-esque Americana, shattered only on unlucky occasions when a group of interns on the blanket behind you decide to be loudly drunk through the whole film."

Nicely put DCist. As a second year attendee I have a few observations of my own on our outdoor gem of summer events.

Plan to take at least one hour off of work to get a decent space to park your blanket, chill your wine and layout your crackers and humus. Yes, I said humus.
Don't be surprised if some yuppy couple parks their lawn chairs in front of you, ultimately obstructing your view of the screen and the Capitol.
Don't be surprised if you feel the slightest bit under dressed. The first time I went to SOTG, I thought "function over fashion," and brought a pair of shorts and sneaks to change into. Clearly I didn't get the memo that went out to all Hillterns (Hill Interns) stating the importance of being seen on the green.
I would say bring bug spray, but you don't really have to. Since people park themselves so close to you while invading your personal space, you are likely to get a mouth or eye full of OFF if you are not careful. Just be alert and when you see the spray can come out simply jump up and stick your leg or arm into the jetstream of repellent that is bound to come your way.
Prepare your senses for an assault of sorts as you will encounter a mix of smells throughout the evening - call it Eau de SOTG - a base of repellent, accented with only the best moldy Balducci's cheese, a splash of cheap wine or champagne, topped off with a dollop of sunscreen. And for the ultimate palette cleanser you have a perfect mixture of second hand smoke and Birkenstock stained feet.
Don't be alarmed by the strange behaviour that begins once the MC announces the five minute warning and speaks directly the the "HBO Dancers." I was expecting some sort of row of cheerleaders or featured dancers from an upcoming HBO special or show. Instead what I got was a bunch of stirring idiotic interns preparing for what proved to be the weirdest thing I have ever seen on the mall. At the very moment the HBO theme music and logo take over the screen and speakers, the entire crowd gets up and raises their hands to the sky and begins flailing around like victims of some sort of alien abduction. From my viewpoint, where I remained seated, it looked like that scene in Independence Day when the people in LA are on top of the building yelling "Take me with you!" As much as I had wished at that exact moment that some ship would appear and suck all these idiots into the sky, leaving me to watch my movie alone, it did not happen. The music ended and everyone took their seats again. They might as well have been showing or filming an episode of the Twilight Zone.
Expect to concentrate on listening to the movie while everyone around you has conversations like they are at happy hour. This is one thing I do not understand about this event. Why would you come to sit and watch a movie and then talk the entire way through it. I even saw people handing out business cards during the show. Yes, this is D.C. ever the land of networking, but give it a rest, I am trying to watch a movie.
Prepare yourself to leave this event in a worse mood than when you arrived. I can assure you that you will be peopled-out, may have a sore back, and may even come home with a few bug bites. Then, inevitably, someone will ask you how the movie was and you will say, "Every third word of each sentence was audible over the chatter of interns and so I guess one third of the movie was pretty good, but I will have to rent it on Netflix."
Finally, prepare in advance. If you are going to go see a flick on SOTG, make sure to put the same movie on your Netflix queue at least a week beforehand. This way, you can get home and watch the movie the way it should be viewed - on the comfort of your own couch.

So, after my sophomore attempt at this event, do I dare return for a third year? I guess we will have to wait and see what is on the reel and how early I can get off work.

Oh, that reminds me, I need to finish that letter to HBO suggesting that they pipe the sound for these SOTG films over an unused radio frequency - that way we can listen to the audio on our headphones. Wait, do I even have a radio walkman anymore? Does my iPod have this feature? Man, I am getting old. Forget that idea.

Who's Your City? - My Next Book?

2008-07-02T16:34:00.004-05:00

I think I just found my next book. I recently listened to NPR's Talk of the Nation interview with Richard Florida who wrote Who's Your City? I cannot wait to buy this book and see what it has to say about our Capital City.

I think it is interesting how the author calls out personality types. I would qualify myself as the NPR Listener (personality type) - which is a better fit with D.C. apparently - open to experience. Thanks Jason!

I am also excited to listen to Mike Pesca's (Bryant Park Project) interview with Richard. If you get a chance take a listen to these interviews about the creative economy and how you should go about making the most important move of your life.

Washington gets props for being the best location to bring your family. We rank pretty high on the singles category as well. I know I took the Place Finder test and I was not surprised in the least. It recommended I consider San Francisco and Sydney for my next two moves. I guess I will have to read the book and see what it has to say between the words. Has anyone else read this book?

Taking to the Skies!

2008-06-26T15:03:00.005-05:00

After a stressful week of public transportation, I am taking to the skies. Yep, I am flying west to LA. No, not in protest, just for pleasure. I am flying Virgin America and I am anxious to see how I like the flight. I will post on that shortly. I promise pictures too.

In other news the Supreme Court just ruled to lift the ban on handguns in the District. Wow, the radio airwaves are buzzing. WAMU is in heaven with e-mails and phone calls coming in. More on that later. For now, I have to get ready to board my flight. Blog you on the other side.

Subalaptiscopalian - My DC 'Hoodprint

2008-06-22T19:33:00.013-05:00

I am a big fan of the Washington City Paper. This week's issue is by far one of my favorites as it features a breakout of the District's neighborhoods with borders redrawn according to their reputation, their population and of course, their foundation. After reading a few pages into it, I was in tears laughing. I tried to read it cover to cover, but of course, I was impatient and cheated. I jumped straight to where I live, which according to DC City Paper is referred to as Subarubia.
I laughed out loud, as I knew exactly what they were talking about.

How often have I cursed at the Subaru Outback's with the bike racks driving down Wisconsin Avenue on a Sunday afternoon? We all know them, the "I just biked Rock Creek Park and now I have to fill my mud stained Outback with groceries from Whole Foods." They have priorities after all. Kashi cereal, odwalla juice, organic friendly bags...it is a lifestyle, I get it. Don't always respect it, but I get it. For the record, I own a Honda, which I don't drive...ever. Even before the gas price hikes, I rarely drove my car. Still don't really drive. So I am just as green as you are, if not greener. I am proud of my very small carbon footprint.

But back to the 'hoods...similar to my eclectic tastes, I am not limited to one 'hood. Although I am rooted in Subarubia, I am often in Laptopia (where I am actually writing this blog post - how fitting) and even spend a few nights a week in Episcopalia. So does that make me a Subalaptiscopalian (Play on that annoying AT&T commercial)?

One thing I do love about this city, is with every walk I take, I continue to discover how diverse it is. I explore the Land of the Lofts one weekend and then pick out a house in C-Spanistan the next weekend. I occasionally head down to Fannypackistan to take in the sights, all which remind me why this is one of my favorite cities after all. Just the other day, I discovered the Sixth and I Synagogue. What a beautiful building. I actually saw a concert there. It was a great venue and an amazing show.

Come on, you have to admit, when you drive across the memorial bridge on a clear night and see the Lincoln, Washington and Jefferson illuminated in spotlight, it takes your breath away. That is one of the reasons I always insist on picking up friends from Ronald Reagan National Airport when they arrive at night. Just so we can drive the parkway and cross that bridge and get their reaction as they are welcomed into the Nation's Capital by our sights and sounds. I also give a great night tour of the monuments. It is my signature service for family and friends visiting DC.

I look forward to discovering the additional sections of the city and until then, this issue of the DC City Paper will be my Fodors Guide. I wonder if they make a pocket edition?

Till next time.

Metro Plays Guessing Game with Riders

2008-06-17T12:21:00.005-05:00

Taken from the WMATA site:
June 19 is Dump the Pump Day, a great time to try Metro, the affordable alternative to skyrocketing gas prices. We know you'll be on board, but just how many of your fellow commuters will join you? Give us your best guess. If your number is right (or closest), we'll give you a SmarTrip® card loaded with $100 in value. If more than one person has the winning number, we'll draw randomly from the closest ones.
My thoughts: The last thing I need is more people trying Metro. Yes, I agree that metro is the affordable alternative to exorbitant gas prices, but only when trains run on time, don't derail and are not overwhelmed with crowds during rush hour. Okay, so despite my complaining...I took a guess. I think I entered 825,287 passengers on 6/19. Here is to hoping I win. I could use the extra 100 bucks on my SmarTrip card.

My Route to Work Today

2008-06-16T10:36:00.004-05:00

I was on my way into work today when I realized I forgot my ID. When I went back to get it the metro was already jam packed. I decided rather than wait it out for three trains I would jump on the bus and take it as far as I can before braving the rails during rush hour again. As a result, I had an adventurous route into work today. Over bridges, under rivers, through a cemetery - all just another commute in the Nation's Capital region. I wonder if my commute home can top it? It might make for a good feature story - different modes of transport to get to work today.

Calling All Buses! Your Retirement is Over

2008-06-12T07:04:00.007-05:00

I don't normally read the Examiner, nor the Express, as I feel they are a huge waste of paper and don't like how they are left on the city's buses, metros and streets. This week however, the headline of the paper caught my eye when it featured the rise in passengers on DC's metro.

While reading this article, I laughed to myself as my eyes crossed these words - "Metro officials are considering putting retired buses back in service and adding more eight-car trains if the trend escalates." How exactly does a bus get pulled out of retirement? As a frequent bus passenger, I am very interested in this process. These days, I spend more time on the bus than I do the metro. After a tip from a good friend, I discovered the crosstown bus. The crosstown bus was one of the best moves I made when it comes to my commute. That decision was just confirmed as I read this article.

Apparently, "the railway now is routinely seeing close to or more than 800,000 riders a day, with most of the passengers traveling during rush hour." Great observation Mr. Metro man, but what are you doing about it?

Allow me to provide some more featured quotes from Metro's General Manager interview:
My responses in blue.

"We still have some room, but it will not be pleasant conditions." - That is an understatement!
"It’s like highways — there is a point where there’s no additional capacity.” - Like highways?!
"The system could handle up to 950,000 or even 1 million passengers if more riders traveled during off-peak times." - Oh sure, let me just tell my employer/client to change their hours.
"You might have to operate those cars without air conditioning. I’m not willing to make that call yet." - Thank goodness you have some sense - the AC is one of the few remaining benefits.

I don't have the ultimate solution, but I do know that years ago I used to enjoy taking the metro and showing it off to all those that visit me in this Capital City. Until we figure out how we can handle the surge of riders (can you blame them with gas being priced at $4.50?) I am going to stick to the crosstown buses and take in more of the city from the above ground view. Plus, at least this way, I always get a seat.

Until next time.

Liberté, égalité, velocity?

2008-05-09T21:39:00.003-05:00

Recently, while listening to one of my favorite podcasts - American Public Media's Marketplace, I overheard a story about how French citizens are revolting against speed cameras in Paris. It appears the Armed Revolutionary Nationalist Faction (F'NAR) has decided to launch a revolution against Big Brother. This made me think about the ongoing discussion we in DC have about our red light cameras. We think we have it bad with an occasional flash bulb going off as we inch across that intersection. At least we are provided a map with all their locations. Did you know that you can go online and find out where they all are located? How nice of Mayor Fenty to share this with us so we know where not to block the box.

Apparently, in France the speed cameras have caused quite an uproar. To date over 30,000 citizens have been fined. Instead of making a citizen's arrest on the camera technology or debating in through political vehicles, the French just destroy, revolt and demand change. Are the speed cameras the new Bastille of the Beltway? I know the French are trying to make a statement invoking historical traditions by destroying first, and asking questions later. While breaking the lenses, pouring in gasoline and lighting them on fire may gain attention, I don't think they will prevent the cameras from going up all over France. After all, these cameras make the government quite a bit of money. I can't help but wonder why they don't simply get up and tape a towel over the lens or place paper over the sensors?

MarioKart on Wisconsin Avenue?

2008-05-06T20:53:00.005-05:00

I hate people who litter. I am rather proud of how clean our city is when compared to cities like NYC or even Philadelphia. This evening, while walking home on Wisconsin Avenue, I saw something that caught my eye. I was standing next to a car waiting to cross at an intersection when a driver so casually threw a banana peel out the window into the right hand lane of traffic. At first, I laughed out loud, because it made me think of Mario Kart 64 when characters would lay down banana peels to make you wipe out as you rounded the race track. Of course in non-N64 world we know this doesn't happen. It was funny nonetheless. I guess she would have been the princess character. I was always Captain Toady O'Hare when I played the game. But, I digress. Thankfully, banana peels are biodegradable and I didn't have to step into oncoming traffic to pick up your trash Mrs. Virginia Driver - Blue Camry - plate ending in 1522. You know who you are. How about next time you hold your trash until you cross the Key Bridge and then you can pollute Rosslyn all you want. Goodnight.

A Whiteboard Aboard?

2008-04-28T09:53:00.004-05:00

This weekend I was riding the bus in honor of the outrageous price of gas - $3.99 a gallon in my neighborhood! As I got on the 32 bus on Wisconsin Avenue I noticed that behind where the driver sits, there was a whiteboard in the place of where an advertisement poster usually hangs. At first I thought it was one of those creative UPS ads...you know the one with the guy drawing solutions on the whiteboard. But as I looked closer I noticed that it was in fact a whiteboard that the driver has used to write messages to the passengers.

The message of the day said, "Thank you, thank you, thank you! Cash fare $1.35 / Smartrip Fare $1.25.
Thank You!"

I couldn't make it out really. Was this a way for the driver to communicate with passengers and reiterate to them the benefits of getting a Smartrip card? Tangent warning - I am about to go off here. I know that the bus drivers hate when passengers jam the fare machine with the buckets of coins they carry. Just my opinion, but I think there should be Smartrip-only buses, similar to Smartrip only lanes in the metro. Maybe these could also be the express buses to downtown. "Next stop Farragut Square - no local stops." Sure there is traffic, but those pesky stops along Mass. Ave - you know the one right outside the British Embassy and the Brazilian Embassy - I mean who lives around there anyway? And chances are if they live around there, they can afford these gas prices. Not saying that they should drive just because they can afford it. All in all, I am glad they are taking the public transport.

Anyway, back to what I was saying about the whiteboard on board the bus. I think it is a great idea and could be a very creative way for the bus drivers to interact with the passengers - albeit one way initially, I think it could strike a pleasant tone. It could be the bus-stop version of when metro train conductors stray from their script and talk to their passengers - "Good Morning Red line passengers and welcome to the Red Line to Shady Grove, I hope you are having a wonderful Washington morning. Please make sure to take your belongings with you as you leave the train today, yes including those pesky Express papers. I appreciate your assistance and hope to see you again on metro." I love watching the faces of the passengers when this happens. Some laugh, some scowl, others are completely ignorant of anything but their blaring iPods. Remind me to send a complaint to Steve Jobs about those terrible headphones that emit more sound outside the ears than in the ears.

You all know what I am talking about - when the conductor decides to get creative and change it up a bit. Sometimes they say funny things - I call those the rail riding wannabe comedians. I hope they are working hard to eventually go on at the DC Improv. Then, there are the mean lecture type conductors that yell at you the entire time telling you to not block the doors because it will break their train and ruin our day, blah, blah, blah. I like the ones that tell you the time in between tunnels...it reminds me of the old fashion recording you used to call that would say "When you hear the tone, the time will be seven thirty seven and one quarter...BOING!" Ten points for anyone who can guess that line from a movie - a very old movie, but a classic. I digress again.

So, back to the drawing board, I mean whiteboard. I hope it is a new idea in implementation, because I would look forward to boarding the bus to see the thought of the day scribbled behind where the driver sits. After all they do have some of the hardest jobs in the city. I mean come on, I wouldn't last two seconds dodging those people on bikes in this city. That is why I always thank them when I come off the bus. It is great to see them thanking us as well - whiteboard or no whiteboard.

A Washingtonian's View of the Big Apple

2008-04-22T19:47:00.007-05:00

Standing outside Grand Central watching the city go to work

Bryant Park parents and children

Steps in Central Park

Does anyone use pay phones anymore?

New York Public Library

Outside NYPL

Lord & Taylor

Grand Central from inside

The Ice Rink in Central Park

Have a seat and watch the city come alive

Imagine all the people...who have taken this picture

Benches in Central Park

What Happened to DC's Snooze Button?

2008-04-07T13:56:00.014-05:00

I recently took a trip to New York City (more on that trip in a forthcoming post - The Washingtonian View of the Big Apple).

It had been a few years since my last trip and this time I really wanted to "get a feel for the city." Among my many questions, I asked the locals, "What time do New Yorkers start their work day? - or - What time of morning is socially acceptable to arrive at the office on any given work day?" I was surprised at the answer - on average between 9:00 am and 10:00 am. Note, I did not conduct a comprehensive study on this, I just asked a few New Yorkers I met, so I am aware it is probably not representative of all of NYC.

Being from D.C. I sometimes feel as if I am in constant competition with NYC. Who has the better museums, who has the higher rents and bar tabs, who is truly the international city in the United States? I think the root of many of my questions, including the one about our wake up calls, was comparative and competitive in nature. I am very proud of my city and I love hearing when New Yorkers come to visit and fall in love with the cleanliness and the carpeted metro and the reflection of the monument on bodies of water. So when I went to NYC this time, I already had a checklist in my head - what makes us different from NYC and them from us. One thing I noticed - NYC sleeps in more!

Let me clarify my statement a little. We all know the famous attribute of New York-the city that never sleeps. Having spent three almost anthropological observation days there, I took note - this is in fact a misnomer. New York does sleep, just not all at once. New York is a city of two shifts - the day and the night. The city suffers rush hour times two - or so it seems. There is a change of shift from day to night and then dusk to dawn. I learned that the NYC Subway is open 24 hours a day! That takes a lot of very hard working people and a at least two shift changes that happen everyday.
One thing I really enjoyed while I was there was trying to decipher when someone was executing a shift change versus simply transiting the city for everyday business. New York City and it streets, stations and subways are all instruments in a great 21st century symphony of sounds and sights. This booming composition acts like a soundtrack on all sides of you and your senses to remind you that the city is humming around the clock. It may sound strange, but I found it soothing to stand in the middle of it all and watch it transpire around me.

But, I digress. My original reason for this post was to highlight my belief that D.C. residents are not allowing themselves the luxury of sleeping in these days. Since my return from NYC I have been watching closely the patterns of population commuting and riding the metro at the earlier hours. There seems to be a growing trend of people getting up earlier to "beat the rush." Unfortunately, it is creating what I like to call "the early rush hour." (See similar topic in article from USA Today about Atlanta commuters).

The other day, I got up early and was standing on the platform at 5:35 am - Red Line. I was shocked to find at least 35 other people on the platform with me. Yes, I actually counted. And what is even more disturbing is the fact that none of them seemed phased to be up this early. They weren't yawning or hiding their coffee from the views of the metro cameras. Simply standing there waiting for the train. That takes training - so they have been at this a while?

Then, when the train came, I was even more shocked at the fact that there were only three seats available in the whole car at that hour. Let me remind you it was 5:40 in the morning at this point. I looked around at the passengers as if I was able to read there faces to tell me where they began their commute. Many of them looked as if they began in the beginning - Shady Grove. I didn't even want to do the math in my head - what time they must have gotten up to get here this early. The thought hurt my eyes, that pain behind the eyeball.

I think it has really ruined what used to be my favorite part of the day - that early morning in DC. When no one else was up and I could smoothly glide on the rails, head against the train window listening to my iPod play melodies by Juliet Simms. PARKER!

So, here is my plea to my fellow Washingtonians - please go back to sleep. Hit that snooze button one more time and allow us early birds to resume our peaceful commute the way it used to be, before you all caught on to our pre-sunrise secret.

Just How Many Elevators are Out of Service in this Town?

2008-03-18T17:10:00.003-05:00

I know you have noticed it too. You are standing on the metro platform waiting patiently for your train when that voice comes booming over the speakers. Unfortunately, the speakers are so poor that you can't hear much beyond the first seven words - "May I have your attention please..."

You watch as the tourists quickly halt their conversations to pay close attention as if it was a warning before the storm. Instead, they are left squinting at each other as the announcement proceeds, "elevator at the Shady Grove station is out of service...elevator at the Rosslyn station is out of service...elevator at the East Falls Church station is out of service...*crackle, crackle*...shuttle service is provided upon request at the previous station."

I watch as the tourist stop squinting at each other, still straining to understand the announcement they just heard and how it affects their planned vacation. Then, like clockwork they look to the locals, like me and say, "What did they just say? Was that important? Is something wrong with the trains?" I smile and assure them that nothing is wrong...other than the fact that half of the system's elevators and escalators are out of service." Of course, I look around to see if there is in fact anyone that might need elevator assistance, but strangely enough, I never see anyone. I often wonder about that. Perhaps those that use wheelchairs gave up on the metro a long time ago?

So, with the all clear I proceed to vent my feelings on our metro system's deficiencies to these innocent tourists. Many of them just look beguiled and smile and walk away. Still it makes me feel better to get it off my chest.

Here is an idea...how about you just list the elevators that DO work on those electronic boards rather that the ones that don't. Then, perhaps you might have some time and sign real estate to provide us riders with the ETA of our trains. I am pretty sure the list of functioning elevators would be about 4 stations long, so this would be easier to comprehend. I mean seriously it reminds me when I am sitting on the plane about to land in Dallas and they are announcing all the connecting flights to friggin everywhere. "American Airlines flight 1123 to Portland, gate A56, AA Flight 453 to Denver, gate D22...and on and on and on. I am tired of it already. Start fixing something with all that money we are paying in extra fare hikes! That is all.

We Have a Truancy/Curfew Patrol?

2008-03-11T15:22:00.003-05:00

Monday morning I was walking to the post office to mail some long overdue letters. As I walked down Wisconsin Avenue I saw a brand new DC Metropolitan Police van. I initially thought it was for cadets and training. I was shocked to see that on the side of the van was written - Truancy/Curfew Patrol. I had to laugh. I don't know if I am happy or not with my tax money going to pay for law enforcement to round up underage kids staying out too late or deciding to skip school. Is this a new initiative by Mayor Fenty to get our kids back to school? Perhaps it is an attempt to keep kids out of trouble and get them home for some parental influence more often. What exactly happens when you are picked up by the truancy/curfew police I wonder? Do you just get a free ride home? Not a bad option if it is really cold out and you don't want to wait for the metro or bus. Of course, maybe there is a ticket that comes along with the penalty. Imagine getting dropped off by the police at your door and walking in to hand your mother a ticket for missing curfew. That would not have gone over well in my family. Anyone have any idea how this whole Truancy/Curfew policy works in DC? Next time I go into buy a coffee and see all the bratty high school kids in a cluster I just might have to threaten calling the truancy police. Reminds me of that scene from Speed with Sandra Bullock nearly runs over those kids because she can't stop the bus. After a near miss she yells, "WHY AREN'T YOU IN SCHOOL?!" My sentiments exactly Ms. Bullock.

The Joys of Jury...I Mean "Civic" Duty

2008-01-28T10:10:00.000-05:00

0 for 5! It is Monday morning and I have already had an early breakfast, read all my e-mails and scanned the better portion of the morning news. Where am I this morning? Can you guess? Yep, good ole' 500 Indiana Avenue the home to D.C. Courthouse. It is hard to believe my number came up AGAIN!

Here is pretty much how my civic duty day went:

This morning, I woke up at 5:30 nervous that I was going to sleep through my summons. Ridiculous I know, because I cannot remember the last time I slept passed 6:30 am. I awoke to hear the comforting voices of WAMU (NPR affiliate) state, "Metro promises no delays this morning...beyond ten minutes." This was not a good sign to the start of my day. So I calculated in my head and backed my day up accordingly.

Metro was fine, not packed and I even got to drop my Netflix and tax forms in the mail on the way in. I arrived at Judiciary Square and went to Firehook Bakery for a light breakfast, which consisted of a cookie, because that is all they really had.

I figured I would get to the courthouse no later than 7:30 so, I could grab the one table in the corner of the juror's lounge and plug in my computer. Of course I had to wait in line first to get my badge. I happily set up my computer on the table in the corner, just under the TV. You all know the one that plays PBS documentaries from the 1970s and 1980s. I think the first couple times I went to Jury Duty they played a biography on Babe Ruth. This morning they played something about the history of William & Mary, the college in Virginia.

Soon after I settled, I had a Dell user and an Apple MacBook user on both sides of me jockeying for the outlet. I happily typed away and caught up on my e-mails. It wasn't long before the proctor came in and began the orientation tape. This kicked off what was a busy panel morning.

So, it is now mid way through the morning and 5 panels have been called. I am still sitting here checking and rechecking my e-mail and writing this blog entry. Wait, they are going to call another one...BINGO, JACKPOT, We have a winner - they called my number!

On the way out of the juror lounge I see a big sign on the ATM machine that pays us the four dollars for our transportation. It says out of order...that is never a good sign of the day to come. I forsee angry jurors shaking there fist in the air demanding their measly four dollars.

We are escorted as a very large group to the second floor. There we are told to form 3 columns of lines. What is it about people that don't care for lines or order or any sense of following direction? Our escort was more than clear and very vocal stating, "line up behind these three individuals." Instead half of our group just wandered around and asked stupid questions like, "where are we going...what are we waiting for now?" I swear, you would think some of these people hadn't done this three or four times. Or wait, is that just me who has been called that frequently in the past 6 years?

I have to give it to the court employees. They put up with some seriously annoying jurors. They are always clear in their instructions, and even point you to where you are supposed to go, but some of these jurors have the hardest time following simple directions or instructions. They wander aimlessly as if they don't want to be there. NEWSFLASH: None of us want to be there, but it is your civic duty! And when you chose to move to the district you took on this extra responsibility.

Well, I wasn't picked, but it was close. I was kept until 4:45 that day. I was exhausted by the time I left to head home. Oh, and I never even stopped to get my four dollars from the ATM machine. I will let the district mail it to me. That might be enough to pay for a coffee. I don't look forward to playing catch up at work the next day. Till next call up.

Everything Going Down, Nothing Going Up

2008-01-13T17:02:00.000-05:00

What is with the metro escalators and elevator lately? The other day I was in the metro and they made what seemed like a 7 minute announcement on all the metro stations with broken escalators and elevators. The list must have grown dramatically this past week. I noticed when I got to Dupont Circle that the up escalator was busted, but the down escalator was working. As I hiked up, nearly out of breath, I stopped and asked about four elderly people if I could help them by carrying their bags. Half way up, I just got mad at Metro. It seemed so stupid that they would run the down escalator and make people walk up the very steep escalator at Dupont Circle.

This occurred at more than one metro station that day. I saw it at Pentagon City and Gallery Place as well. What kind of decision does it take to flip the switch and make the escalator an up escalator and make people walk down on their own? I am just very confused by the lack of leadership in these stations. Do they have to wait for central command to give them the go ahead on such decisions. It is no wonder people are getting fed up with WMATA. I can't wait to see how people react to the new New York Style trains with less seating and more standing.

Do You Line Up on a City Block?

2008-01-08T17:35:00.000-05:00

This is a blog entry for all those Commuter Bus people. I walked through the city today, because it is so nice out - did it really reach 71 degrees today? Are we still challenging Gore's concerns? I digress.

I was walking down L street and noticed a line of people, all the way down the block. I followed the line, curious as to what was at the other end. Strangely enough, it led to a gentlemen reading a book while standing on a street grate. I thought to myself, this is odd. Then, I looked to see all the people in line peering down the road hoping to see something come around the corner or past the next intersection. I realized that these are what we call the commuter bus people. I guess their bus was late, way late. They were pissed. Humming and hawing and throwing their arms up in the air. I had to laugh.

Do you commuter bus people ever feel silly standing in the middle of the city waiting for your bus to come? I hope not, because you are doing a good thing by taking this transportation option. Please don't take my laughter as criticism. I applaud you for your dedication to efficiency and to the environment. And if you want, you can just pass my laughter on to those people who you see sitting in their cars on the beltway when you are passing them in the HOV lanes.

In all honesty, I hope that this commute option gets you home faster than most, or that you are able to get a ton of work done on the bus. I hear you can't talk on them though and no cell phones. Man, I wish we had this option on the city buses. Just the other day there was a gentleman who had an entire conversation on his cell phone...which was on speaker! We all shot him horrible looks, but he just did not get it. Same goes for those push-to-talk losers. Beep! Beep Beep! I have two words for you - BEEP THIS!

Well, it is getting cold and I stopped at a Starbucks to write this entry. Time to go out and wait for my bus. I hope when you all drive by - once you get on your bus - that you don't laugh at me standing there waiting and peering for that big red, white and blue beast that is the city bus. Safe travels!

Did You Take a Fare Hike?

2008-01-08T14:46:00.000-05:00

Yesterday afternoon, while trying to get home on a very slow and very packed red line I overheard these words, "And they raised the fares today." Could it be true? Did metro really hike their fares already? How did I miss this? I thought it wasn't supposed to happen until the spring. Can anyone provide me with some intel here?

I tried to pay attention to the amount on my Smartrip today, but didn't notice much of a difference. I can only say that is they have already hiked the fares, then I want to see some improvements STAT! No more crowded four car trains during rush hour please! No more "no passengers" trains blowing through stations leaving us all to stare down the line like zombies. No more "we will be moving momentarily, there is a train ahead of us."

Of course there is a train ahead of us. Why do you feel you need to tell us that there is a train ahead of us. Isn't this redundant? How about telling me only when there is something UNUSUAL in front of the train, like a person, or a cat or something. Save your pathetic updates please driver for the tourists, on the weekend, when they are fascinated by the big booming voice over the PA system. Leave me in peace. I wonder if I can take the bus home from here, maybe I will get the 38B from Ballston to Georgetown. I feel an adventure coming on.

It WAS The Most Wonderful Time of the Year

2008-01-03T13:19:00.000-05:00

The nation's capital is often described as a "suitcase town." I had heard of this phrase a number of times, but never had I really developed an appreciation for it. That is, until this holiday season of 2007.

I am not from here, but I have lived here for a few years now. I usually take the holidays off and head out West to defrost and take in my double dose of family. This year was the first time I didn't pack a bag and leave town. Instead, I had people come visit me. I had friends from Europe come to visit. They said it was to spend time with me, but I sensed it had more to do with the phenomenal exchange rate of the Euro to the dollar. I had a growing suspicion when all they wanted to do was go to the mall, and not the one with the grass and museums, but the ones in Tysons and Pentagon City.

On their way to D.C. my friends stopped in NYC. They loved the city and the concrete skyscapes. I was hoping they would enjoy the nation's capital just as much. When they arrived I took them on a night drive through Georgetown and we had dinner there. Check out my review of the great Vietnamese place we went to on M Street.

At some point during their tourism research project on Washington, they read that over 900,000 people leave the Washington, D.C. metropolitan area during the week of Christmas. Although this number seemed a little high at first, I stopped to think about it while I drove them back to their hotel. Sure enough, at times, I was the only car on the road and there seemed to be a ghost town feel to the city. I looked to my right and left and saw parking spaces that even a Californian could parallel park in.

I dropped them off at their hotel and on the way home I hit all green lights. It was starting to feel a lot like Christmas and maybe my gift from the city would be no traffic, plenty of parking, and a sense of peace around town. I must have been in an extremely festive mood, because I tuned my radio to 97.1 WASH FM - you know the one that plays holiday tunes 24 hours a day from Thanksgiving to Christmas.

The next day was Christmas Eve. As I turned in that evening, I thought to myself, it is nice not to be racing through an airport or carrying a car seat or waiting in line at a rental car agency. The next day I got up and took a walk to Friendship Heights - to do my last minute Christmas shopping - yes, I am guilty as charged. I wait to the last minute to get those few items for family. As I approached the intersection of Western and Wisconsin Avenues at around 8:30, I felt like I could have reenacted a scene from I Am Legend or 28 Days Later.

Not a soul around. It was incredible. Had their been snow on the ground, I think I would have been tempted to run down the middle of Wisconsin Avenue yelling, "Merry Christmas Mr. Potter, Merry Christmas Maggianos, Merry Christmas Borders, Merry Christmas Clydes!" It seemed like for those few minutes it was a Wonderful Life here in D.C. It probably helped that I had my iPod playing Christmas tunes in my ears. It made for a wonderful soundtrack while I took my walk/run around Chevy Chase and Friendship Heights that morning.

While all this empty city glee lasted through the 26th of December, once I came back to work after the New Year, it all came to a crashing halt. Once again, horns were blaring, people were pushing and metro cars were busting and I guess all those 900,000 suitcases were unpacking. Now, I am facing the first full work week in a long time and I am dreading it. I look back fondly on that week in D.C. when it truly was the most wonderful time of the year.

Need a Nap Before Your Flight out of DC?

2007-12-06T15:12:00.000-05:00

I travel a lot. These days it seems like I am always running from one destination to the other, trying to make a flight, train, or catch a cab. What is it about this city that seems to run at the breakneck speed of New York City, only without the efficiency. Today, I decided rather than take the usual high priced cab option to the airport, I would try out the Washington Flyer service. I got up this morning, did some work from my home office, logged on to check the schedule and decided that I would take my time in the afternoon commute to Dulles. I left my place to catch the metro at about 1230. I transferred easily at Metro Center. Sure, the metro ran a little slow today, but the midday crowd is not bad so I remained relaxed and patient. It seemed like the only people on the metro bound for West Falls Church were travelers. I was hoping this wasn't going to be an indication of the passenger traffic.

When I got to West Falls Church, I saw the signs for the Washington Flyer. IT was very easy to just wait outside the metro station while the big gray coach pulled up and a nice gentlemen loaded our baggage. I remember reading it was about a 15 minute trip to Dulles from the metro. Once seated I put my head back, closed my eyes and drifted off to dream.

When I woke up about 20 mins later, I was surprised at how well I rested. I felt totally refreshed. Something about the quiet hum of the bus traveling on the highway, it put me right to sleep. Now, I sit here rather refreshed and perky before attempting to join the security line here at Dulles. As far as ways to get to the airport, I recommend the Washington Flyer if you have the time. Forget running to catch cabs or asking your friend to drop you off. Give yourself a few hours and enjoy a nice midday commute to Dulles on this coach. If for no other reason, to give yourself 20 mins for a little shut eye.

Well, here I go...I am preparing to be swallowed by the security line and board those ridiculous space mobile people movers to get to my gate. Wish me luck. Blog you on the other side, somewhere where not too far away from the happiest place on earth.